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 So, in the time-honored tradition of April Fool's, America will have, by tomorrow morning, brought about a number of small and harmless changes to the Facility for everyone's enjoyment. They are as follows:

1. All major water sources (pool, jacuzzi, river + waterfalls) are going to be a lovely shade of fluorescent orange.

2. One apple tree's apples are covered in tiny water-soluble markered on faces.

3. On the stage in the theatre is a tiny battle being acted out by foodstuffs from the convenience store.

4. All the slidy doors in the Facility, particularly those that lead to the transporters, are going to ask for a password. The password is "America is awesome." However, after one wrong guess, they will open anyway with a sputtery angry noise.

5. Several doors in random places have strategic buckets placed over them. These buckets are full of innocuous things like confetti or grass, and there are a couple filled with bits of paper with American flags all over them. 

Feel free to totally not even notice these things, the dye in the water is harmless and won't do anything, and use any / all of them as you will, and of course if any of these is inconvenient or can't be done or any of those other things just let me know, but yes. :3 That's all!
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